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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory:
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- This is just a minor setback.
- No, it's not, okay?
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I've been out here for, like, ten years.
I have nothing to show for it.
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Well, you have me.
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I do have you.
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- (laughs)
- (laughs)
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(sighs)
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Leonard Hofstadter,
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will you marry me?
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Um...
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Did you seriously
just say, "Um..."?
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- It's an outrage.
- I know.
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The university-- they think
they can do whatever they want.
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We just have to sit
there and take it.
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You need to let it go, Sheldon.
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You work tirelessly for someone,
and this is what you get.
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Oh, my God! They're just making
you use your vacation days!
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But I don't want a vacation.
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Okay, listen, I don't mean to
diminish what you're going through,
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but I'm a little
distracted right now.
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Oh, this again?
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So, Penny proposed,
you didn't say yes,
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and now you think you may
have lost her love forever.
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How does this compare to me being
forced to relax for a few days?
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- It doesn't!
- Thank you!
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I'm gonna go talk to Penny.
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I'm going to go inside,
put on my coziest pajamas,
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curl up with a good book and wait
for this nightmare to be over.
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(sighs)
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Penny.
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Sorry.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Look, I'm sorry I
didn't text you back.
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I just needed
some time to think.
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- Okay.
- Here. Come in.
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Look, if you want
to break up, just say it.
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- Leonard...
- No, no, no, no. I take it back.
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Don't say it. Just-just
hate me, but stay with me.
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It worked for my parents.
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Listen, I don't want
to break up with you.
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Oh. O-Okay.
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- Good, good.
- (laughs)
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So, it's cool if I cry a little?
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- Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
- Yeah.
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(clearing throat)
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Look, you did the right thing
last night. I was a mess.
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I was just frustrated because
my career is going nowhere.
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Look, I get it,
and I want you to know
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that I support whatever
you want to do.
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Great, because
I've been thinking,
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if I really want this acting thing to work,
I need to focus all my energy on it.
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And to do that, I should quit
waitressing at The Cheesecake Factory.
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Wow!
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- That-That's a big step.
- I know.
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So, you know, before
making any rash...
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- I already quit.
- And I support you!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x13 ♪
The Occupation Recalibration
Original Air Date on January 9, 2014
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Come on, take me
to work with you.
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No. You're on vacation.
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Please. What if there's a big
breakthrough in science today
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and I'm not there to see it?
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Do you really think there's gonna be a
breakthrough without you there to do it?
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No. I was just tricking you.
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Bye.
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Leonard, wait!
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- Take me with you.
- No!
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- Please.
- No!
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- Too bad. I'm coming with you.
- Oh, Sheldon, stay!
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But...
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I said stay!
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I'm going to work.
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Do not follow me.
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(whimpers)
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(sighs)
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- BERNADETTE: Hey, Stuart.
- (gasps)
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- Hey.
- Sorry. Did I startle you?
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Yes, but at this point, pretty
much any customer does.
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- What can I do for you? Well,
- I need a little help.
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I accidentally destroyed one of
Howard's comic books this morning,
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and was hoping
I could replace it.
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Wow. What happened?
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Batman got his ass kicked
by my curling iron.
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Well, don't let
The Riddler know that.
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It's a comic book joke.
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Or maybe it's not.
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- Do you have this one?
- Uh, well, it's-it's pretty rare.
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Can you give me a few
days to track it down?
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Ooh, I was kind of hoping to get it
before Howie comes home from work.
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Oh. What's the hurry?
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Well, he's always saying I should be
more careful with my curling iron,
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and it seems like a dangerous precedent
to let him think he can be right.
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Well, I'll do what I can, but
I can't make any promises.
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You know, I do work at a
pharmaceutical company.
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If you can make this
happen today,
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I can hook you up with anxiety
medication, antidepressants.
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Really?
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Do you have any of these?
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Hello, Mr. Rat Brain.
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Not so bitey without
the rest of the rat
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to back us up now, are we?
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(knocking)
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Anybody home?
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Hey, what brings you guys here?
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Well, we were just
on our way to lunch
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and wanted to see if
you'd like to join.
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Why?
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Because Sheldon's
not here this week,
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and you don't think I
have any other options?
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I'm just kidding.
I'll get my purse.
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Hi, Amy. I... Oh.
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I'm sorry. I didn't know
you had any company.
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That's okay. Uh, Bert,
this is Howard and Rajesh.
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Guys, this is Bert.
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- Hey. Good to see you.
- Hey.
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Anyway, I wanted to show you
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this tourmalinated quartz
that we got in the lab.
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This is so pretty.
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Bert works for the
geology department.
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Yeah. You know what, uh, geologists
and Bon Jovi have in common?
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You're both into rock?
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Yeah.
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Well, see ya.
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Oh, you forgot your quartz.
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Oh, it's okay. I
want you to have it.
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Bye.
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He's nice.
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Yeah, he's nice
because he likes you.
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What?!
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- No, he doesn't.
- He brought you a pretty rock.
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So? He does that every day...
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Oh.
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You know, if you'd
rather skip lunch
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and hang out with your boyfriend
Bert, it's totally okay.
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He's not my boyfriend.
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Are you sure? He's tall,
pale and awkward.
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That sounds like your type.
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Should someone as lonely as you
really be making fun of me?
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Yeah, grow up, Howard. God.
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What do I do? I don't want
to hurt his feelings.
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Maybe the problem is
he thinks you're available.
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Does he know
you're dating Sheldon?
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I guess it hasn't come up.
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There you go.
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And does Sheldon know
you're dating Sheldon?
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I'm sorry. Who are you dating?
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Yeah, knock it off, Howard!
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(sighs)
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Oh. Hey, Sheldon.
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Hello.
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You okay?
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I'm on vacation.
What do you think?
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Why are you sitting
in the stairwell?
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Leonard told me to stay.
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Oh.
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Well, good boy.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I have a ton
of errands to run.
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I need to make copies of my
headshot, send them off to agents
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and sign up for a new
acting class and...
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Well, have fun.
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Okay.
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(whimpers)
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You want to come with me?
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Really?
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Come on, boy. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.
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Get in the car. Come on.
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All right, thanks a lot.
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They have one at
Capital Comics.
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- Oh, that's great.
- No, it's not.
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I hate that place.
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Guy who owns it is a jerk.
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He's always making me
feel bad about myself.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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What's the address?
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You know, why don't I
just take you there?
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That way, I can make sure
he doesn't rip you off.
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Oh, thanks, but I don't
want you to close up.
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I mean, won't you lose business?
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Sorry. That was mean.
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Penny really quit
The Cheesecake Factory?
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- Yeah.
- So, what is she doing today?
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I don't know.
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She already thinks
I don't support this,
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so if I call, it might look like
I'm checking up on her.
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- Well, do you support this?
- Of course I do.
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She's a great actress. I'm
proud she's taking this risk.
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- That's nice.
- You bought that? Great!
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I got to call her before
I forget how I said it.
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Hey.
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- Hi. What's up?
- Oh, how's it going?
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You taking Hollywood by storm?
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Actually, I'm at The
Cheesecake Factory.
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You got your job back.
That is great news.
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I didn't want to say anything,
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but you are making
the right choice.
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To plunge yourself into debt right
now would be literally insane.
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Yeah. I'm just
returning my uniform.
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And I support you.
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MALE VOICE: Before we begin
your guided meditation,
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close your eyes and picture
yourself in a peaceful environment.
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Okay.
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I'm inside the CERN
super collider.
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Now, take a deep, relaxing
breath in through your nose.
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(inhales deeply through nose)
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And let it out.
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Wow. Didn't see that coming.
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In.
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(inhales deeply through nose)
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Let me guess.
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And out.
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(exhales loudly)
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What was I gonna do?
Two "ins" in a row?
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(car door opens)
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- Where's my lemonade?
- I didn't get it.
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A fitting swan song to
your career as a waitress
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to forget my order
one last time.
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(sighs)
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Do you think quitting
my job was a mistake?
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Do you see me drinking lemonade?
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No. I'm serious.
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Why do you ask?
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Because Leonard
just pissed me off.
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Am I being an idiot or not?
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No, I don't think you are.
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Really?
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The best way to achieve a
goal is to devote 100%
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of your time and energy to it.
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When I decided I was
going to be a physicist,
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I didn't take some other job
in case it didn't work out.
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Which wasn't easy because
there was a lot of pressure
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from Ms. Pierson for me to
be chalk monitor that year.
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Thank you. I needed
to hear that.
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Why can't Leonard understand it?
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Because he's not
like us, Penny.
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We're dreamers.
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Yeah, I need to start cracking the
window when I leave you in the car.
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Hey.
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Hello, Bert.
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So, anyway,
there's this big, uh,
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rock and mineral show next
week in Santa Monica and...
250
00:11:37,836 --> 00:11:41,717
Listen, um, Bert, before you
say anything else, I...
251
00:11:42,357 --> 00:11:43,884
I have a boyfriend.
252
00:11:44,477 --> 00:11:46,730
Oh. This is awkward.
253
00:11:47,096 --> 00:11:50,130
You thought I was gonna ask you to
go with me to the mineral show.
254
00:11:50,429 --> 00:11:51,945
Weren't you?
255
00:11:52,555 --> 00:11:54,051
Yeah.
256
00:11:56,606 --> 00:11:58,390
That's very nice of you, but...
257
00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:00,409
I do have a boyfriend.
258
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,987
That's what you all say.
259
00:12:02,149 --> 00:12:03,355
You just don't want
to go out with me
260
00:12:03,368 --> 00:12:05,568
because I have
an off-putting personality.
261
00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,254
No, that's not true.
262
00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:09,475
My boyfriend has
an off-putting personality, too.
263
00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:11,461
Like, way worse than you.
264
00:12:13,015 --> 00:12:13,876
(chuckles)
265
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:14,928
Don't worry.
266
00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:16,087
I'm used to it.
267
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:19,136
I mean, I'm big and weird
and funny-looking
268
00:12:19,149 --> 00:12:21,896
and no one ever wants
to do anything with me.
269
00:12:22,552 --> 00:12:24,233
Don't say that.
270
00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:26,247
It's okay.
271
00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:27,938
I know I'm a monster.
272
00:12:27,951 --> 00:12:30,029
No, Bert, come on.
273
00:12:31,012 --> 00:12:33,492
I'd love to go to the
mineral show with you.
274
00:12:33,638 --> 00:12:35,718
Sweet. It's a date.
275
00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:40,179
No, it's not.
276
00:12:40,202 --> 00:12:41,599
Too late!
277
00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:47,689
♪
278
00:12:49,994 --> 00:12:51,123
Wow.
279
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,743
Yeah. Haven't seen this
many people in my store
280
00:12:55,763 --> 00:12:59,082
since that Korean church bus
crashed through my front window.
281
00:13:00,169 --> 00:13:02,109
MAN:
Hey! Stuart!
282
00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:03,002
Jesse.
283
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:04,884
Haven't seen you in forever.
284
00:13:04,905 --> 00:13:06,491
Look how gray you've gotten.
285
00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:08,854
My hair's exactly
the same color as always.
286
00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:10,994
No, I was talking
about your skin.
287
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:14,421
Look, uh, my friend here
needs a comic book...
288
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,933
Ooh! And she went into
your store by mistake.
289
00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:19,603
Good thing there was no
one there to see you.
290
00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:21,631
What do you need?
291
00:13:22,632 --> 00:13:25,184
Oh, yeah, yeah. I got this.
Right over here.
292
00:13:27,802 --> 00:13:29,606
Even you, Sweatpants?
293
00:13:29,722 --> 00:13:31,367
Free popcorn.
294
00:13:33,368 --> 00:13:34,875
Can I offer you a coffee?
295
00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:37,088
- Espresso? Latte?
- No, thanks.
296
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,314
How about you, Stu?
Mocha? Scone?
297
00:13:39,342 --> 00:13:41,683
Directions to the
nearest soup kitchen?
298
00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:44,453
- Hey.
- I'm just kidding.
299
00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:46,682
He knows where the
soup kitchen is.
300
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:50,743
It's on Merton Avenue.
301
00:13:52,681 --> 00:13:54,775
I don't think I like the way
you're treating my friend.
302
00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:56,142
Sorry.
303
00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:58,855
- You want the book or not?
- Not from you.
304
00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:00,893
Let's go, Stuart.
305
00:14:04,059 --> 00:14:05,860
You know something, Jesse?
306
00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:08,058
You may have a
successful business
307
00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:11,790
a-and the kind of pink complexion
that comes with good nutrition...
308
00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:15,330
...but I have something
more important.
309
00:14:15,357 --> 00:14:16,772
What's that?
310
00:14:16,953 --> 00:14:18,631
Friendship.
311
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:24,417
(quietly): Which I would trade
in a heartbeat for all of this.
312
00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:30,112
The mineral and rock show?
313
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,758
That would be awful
even without Bert.
314
00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:36,133
So what am I supposed to do now?
315
00:14:36,211 --> 00:14:39,159
Prepare your uterus
for his gigantic offspring?
316
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,400
This isn't funny.
317
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:44,813
I'm gonna have to
tell him the truth:
318
00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:47,633
that even if I didn't have a boyfriend,
I wouldn't be interested in him.
319
00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:48,394
(groans)
320
00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:50,080
I've heard those
words so many times.
321
00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:52,375
From Linda Nosenchuck,
Tammy Rosenworcel...
322
00:14:52,406 --> 00:14:54,208
Padma Kapur, Neha Chowdury...
323
00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:55,828
...Marci Grossman,
Lisa Mazzarino...
324
00:14:55,841 --> 00:14:57,714
- ...Megan Pincus...
- ...Tammy Cho...
325
00:14:57,727 --> 00:14:59,054
Oh, who was that girl
from our Starbucks?
326
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:01,323
- Arlene Russel!
- Yes! Arlene!
327
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,560
She wrote "no way" on
both our cappuccinos.
328
00:15:07,377 --> 00:15:08,658
Poor Bert.
(chuckles)
329
00:15:08,678 --> 00:15:11,178
That guy's got a rough
afternoon ahead of him.
330
00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:14,955
Well, how would you want a girl to
tell you she wasn't interested?
331
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:20,144
I guess, uh, I'd like her to sit me
down, look me in the eye and say,
332
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,202
"I was wrong. I love you."
333
00:15:23,178 --> 00:15:25,951
And then maybe she could
touch me in a special way.
334
00:15:27,616 --> 00:15:29,686
That's how you reject a guy.
335
00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:31,732
Okay, I don't have
time for this.
336
00:15:31,759 --> 00:15:34,038
I'm just gonna go find him
and be brutally honest.
337
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,885
- No, don't.
- He'll be so upset.
338
00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:39,881
He'll probably climb up the Empire State
Building and start swatting at planes.
339
00:15:44,766 --> 00:15:46,473
You want us to talk to him?
340
00:15:46,499 --> 00:15:48,419
Really? You would do that?
341
00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:50,211
Sure. We've both
been in his shoes.
342
00:15:50,237 --> 00:15:52,709
We'll let him down with
compassion and respect.
343
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:53,536
(exhales)
344
00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:54,921
Thank you.
345
00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:56,419
Let's go.
(chuckles)
346
00:15:58,246 --> 00:16:01,477
- So we tell him she's a lesbian, right?
- Of course we tell him she's a lesbian.
347
00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:12,315
And hold three...
348
00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:14,832
two... one.
349
00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:16,588
Very good.
350
00:16:17,328 --> 00:16:19,740
Now let's try Warrior II.
351
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:23,063
And hold.
352
00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:29,441
I've read that there are great
yogis who have such mastery
353
00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:33,363
over their bodies they can draw
water in through their genitals.
354
00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,865
Yeah, well, I don't think we're
gonna get to do that today.
355
00:16:46,786 --> 00:16:48,204
Too bad.
356
00:16:48,627 --> 00:16:52,100
It seems like a good way to drink a milk
shake without getting brain freeze.
357
00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:56,227
Oh, hey.
358
00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:58,519
And now we go to
Reverse Warrior.
359
00:16:58,625 --> 00:16:59,917
(grunts)
360
00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:06,106
How did she get you to do yoga?
361
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,732
Well, to be honest, I
thought she said "Yoda."
362
00:17:12,943 --> 00:17:16,754
I'm helping him relax because,
unlike you, he supports me.
363
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:19,236
Oh, how many times
do I have to say it?
364
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:20,596
I support you.
365
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,280
(sighs)
Sheldon, take a break.
366
00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:24,946
Namaste.
367
00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:29,255
Okay, if you support me, what
was with that phone call?
368
00:17:29,471 --> 00:17:31,931
Fine. I'm not sure
you should have quit.
369
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,452
But if you care so
much what I think,
370
00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:35,027
why didn't you ask me
before you did it?
371
00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:36,602
Oh, so now I need
your permission?
372
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,129
Would you have asked me
before you quit your job?
373
00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:41,673
Yes. I thought we were
in the kind of relationship
374
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,052
where we make
decisions together.
375
00:17:43,071 --> 00:17:44,738
If I'm wrong, then
maybe we need to talk
376
00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:46,425
about the kind of relationship
we're actually in.
377
00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:47,828
Yeah, well, maybe we do.
378
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:50,122
I'm willing to if you guys are.
379
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,395
Can we please
have some privacy?
380
00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:54,675
Y... No.
381
00:17:54,684 --> 00:17:56,937
I'm as much a part of this
relationship as you two,
382
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,575
and I think it's high time we
put all our cards on the table.
383
00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:02,185
Yeah. For example,
where is this going?
384
00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:04,084
Are you two ever
getting married?
385
00:18:04,106 --> 00:18:08,060
And, if so, where will we all live?
Have you thought about that?
386
00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:10,277
- No.
- Penny?
387
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,879
Okay, wait. What
are we doing?
388
00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:15,626
For some reason, we're planning a future
where we both live with Sheldon forever.
389
00:18:16,049 --> 00:18:18,242
Good. Now we're
getting somewhere.
390
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:22,132
Look, I know you think I'm being
reckless, and you might be right,
391
00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:23,551
but I need to take this shot.
392
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:24,584
Yeah, no kidding.
393
00:18:24,597 --> 00:18:28,324
Despite what it says on her
résumé, she is no longer 22.
394
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,552
I swear, I am on your side.
395
00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:37,259
You keep saying you're on my
side, but you don't act like it.
396
00:18:37,272 --> 00:18:40,066
He does that to me, too.
Why do we put up with it?
397
00:18:41,884 --> 00:18:45,111
Listen, I could never do
what you're doing, okay?
398
00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:48,137
- I would be terrified.
- Well, it's scary for me, too.
399
00:18:48,157 --> 00:18:49,813
I'm fine with it.
400
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:55,544
My point is, just because I couldn't
do it doesn't mean you shouldn't.
401
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:57,935
And I'm proud of you.
402
00:18:58,645 --> 00:18:59,963
(clicks tongue)
403
00:18:59,992 --> 00:19:02,293
Okay. Thank you.
404
00:19:03,248 --> 00:19:06,514
Well, to celebrate this reconciliation,
let's all share a milk shake.
405
00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:09,034
Uh, Penny, you'll need a straw.
406
00:19:15,761 --> 00:19:17,041
- You're back.
- Yes, I am!
407
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,894
There's a few more things
I want to say to you.
408
00:19:18,914 --> 00:19:22,095
Stuart's store is just fine, and he's
a much nicer person than you are,
409
00:19:22,108 --> 00:19:25,402
and if you still have that comic,
I'd like to buy it right now!
410
00:19:26,347 --> 00:19:27,706
No problem.
411
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,140
Oh, you want a latte
while you wait?
412
00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:32,148
No, I don't want a latte!
413
00:19:32,169 --> 00:19:34,730
I want a cappuccino
and a blueberry scone!
414
00:19:35,698 --> 00:19:37,190
I only have chocolate chip.
415
00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:39,810
Well, that sounds even better!
416
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,927
Thanks for coming to the
mineral and rock show with me.
417
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,391
We're sorry Amy
didn't want to go.
418
00:19:56,557 --> 00:19:59,241
Really, really sorry.
419
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,059
Eh.
420
00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:03,438
Who needs her when
I have you guys?
421
00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:06,931
Rock show! Rock show! Rock show!
422
00:20:07,462 --> 00:20:09,354
Rock show! Rock show!
423
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,503
Rock show!
Rock show...!
424
00:20:15,224 --> 00:20:20,224
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